![]() ![]() "Well dearie, it's quite special but it happens that you need to lay TWO eggs, so go back there and keep pushing!" But not 5 minutes later, his pain comes back. The old hen congratulates him and he feels much better. So the guy pushes and pushes, and wham, out pops his first egg. You need to push it out now, and you'll feel much better after!" I bet you've never laid a nice egg before. The old hen: "Well dearie, we hens lay eggs, you know. He asks this old hen: "Tell me, I've got this weird feeling in my belly, I'm not too well. But then he feels kind of unwell, there's something wrong with his stomach. The other hens greet him with delight and he tells them his story, everything goes nicely. So he's back on Earth in this beautiful chicken coop, the sun is shining, there's green grass everywhere, this is hen paradise. That's the only thing we can allow." The guy guesses that this really is his only chance, so he agrees reluctantly. Peters tells him: "Well really, there's just this one possibility: you can go back, but only as a hen. The guy insists: "But come on, there's got to be something you can do! I'll put up with anything, really, as long as you let me go back down." Peter looks like he's feeling sorry for him, but he tells him that unfortunately, there's no policy for allowing people back on Earth. Peter: "This can't be possible, I'm a healthy man! This is not the way I die. The guy refuses to believe this is happening, he says to St. ![]() ![]() He falls asleep and next thing he knows, bang, he dies and finds himself waiting at the pearly gates. So this guy has been drinking with his buddies all night and he's as drunk as a skunk, gets home, falls up the stairs, undresses and goes to bed next to his wife. A man named Dave comes home very drunk late at night. ![]()
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